~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Arzt+Pfusch- Buddha's Laughter

life's a housewarming party
throwing around bottles of insecticides
beer bukkake, black jell-o gang bang
gangbangers with scalpels

life's a big masturbatathon
stomping to & laughing at arzt+pfusch
life means being always one or two beers ahead, bitch.
greenwitch more beertime.

life's about getting a cool job
like patting widow's hands
at the local burial service
called "jump- into- the- box"

build an altar with a triptych
toilet paper, seat & a bloody bog brush
what does DOG spelled reversed mean anyway?
wade through knee-deep shit to find out.

life's like a carnivor flower
growing from your tatooed nose
snapping at your own ass.
haemorrhoids are your charming cheerleaders

life's about watching ants
sex by force with sandy aunts
sweat instead of vaseline
makes life feel very tight and crisp

use lipsticks from the dead
80 years transvestite prostitutes
write "burn me" on every bank note
you could lay your milky hands on

last in and first out?
schroedinger's cat meows. i chuckle, too.
it just happens that sometimes
you don't have what you own. e.g. balls.

life is just a joke.
if a bad or good one is up to you.
when it sux ass remember
the beer you drink is the beer you chose to buy

chorus:

buddha's laughter
buddha's laughter
buddha's laughter
laughter laughter

(Lyrics by CyMonk)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Anarchstate- Santa Claus was a Nazi (Gastritis Mix)

Santa Claus was a Nazi
He liked to play SS
Kept a picture of Rudolph Hitler,
Tucked in his reindeer vest
Sure he would string up your mother
Sure he would torture your dad
Sure he would march you up to the wall
Sure he would hang you by your last ball

chorus:

He was a Nazi
But not anymore
He was a Nazi
Life evens the score

Santa slaughtered our bunny brothers
Burned their villages and raped their mothers
Now he has given them an old man's stick
Live by this, or die by his dick

Santa fucked a lot of kids backdoor
We don't give a shit about Santa anymore
We all heard his tale of blood and gore
Just another pawn for the capitalist whore

Santa wore a side-line uniform
Didn't like us rabbits that didn't conform
Well Santa, we got no regrets
As long as you died a long and painful death

But now you're dead, dead, dead, dead

(New interpretation of the original: "John Wayne was a Nazi" by MDC)

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~